The Hero doesn’t love me. He hasn’t made a single over the top romantic statement in the three weeks I’ve been away (saat samundar paar).
My nose doesn’t love me. My cold just won’t go away.
D.A. doesn’t love me. She’s shunning me because of said nose.
My readers don’t love me. No comments on my blog.
My friends don’t love me. No one’s called in the three weeks I’ve been here (granted, I haven’t given anyone my phone number. Shouldn’t they line up to ask, though?)
My mommy doesn’t love me. She’s put me on a diet (grumble… grumble… Yes, I asked her to. You just have to know everything, don’t you?)
Surya, the Sun God, doesn’t love me. The heat’s been merciless.
Facebook doesn’t love me. 300 friends and very little gossip.
Sigh. Nobody loves me…
