Parenthood means

You can hold up a wiggly child’s bum in front of your partner’s face while he/she is eating and it’s nothing out of the ordinary

When you don’t find a handkerchief or tissue you simply lift your kurta to wipe a running nose

You can eat the last two bites of roti on your plate knowing a poopy diaper awaits

You go without earrings on weekends because you prefer having your ears intact to looking glamouous

The kid’s leftovers are your snacks

Caffeine becomes an essential food group

You finish singing a song and see baby snuggling up to dad’s tummy and both are fast asleep

(And you’re not sure which one needs the sleep more…)

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