Archive for April, 2008

Questions! Questions! Questions!


2008
04.30

We came up with this a long time ago… I’ve been meaning to add to it for a long time, but never mind… Enzoi!


Why do people in toothpaste ads talk with their mouths wide open?

How come only beautiful models wear (only) underwear in ads?

Don’t the makers of sanitary products ads realize that half the viewers are men?

What about the soap ads? Don’t men have baths? Only girls having bath always (not that men are complaining)…

Fairness cream ads… Life has no meaning if you’re not fair!

Oldspice ads and shaving cream ads… We should either be a surfer dude or a life gaurd…

According to deo ads, women are stupid enough to run after a man who smells good. And the guys are stupid enough to not get their girlfriend back by using the same stuff the other guy is…

To buy any diamond to propose or marry the guy (an average one) should sell himself. Actualy it is not fair. Why should the guy give the woman a diamond why cant the woman give him an x-box 360 or a nice watch and propose?

What never ceases to amuse me is… there’s more sex in ads for deos, jeans and beer than in condom ads!

To Quit


2008
04.24

To quit, or not to quit: that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of an outrageous job,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To quit: to be broke;
No more; and by an email to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That appraisals are heir to, ’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d.

Like I said… to quit or not to quit. That is the question…

I Declare


2008
04.24

That my husband is waay braver, smarter, funnier, wickeder and better at holding a gun to the head to force lies than me.

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