Simbly Bored

Sex is everywhere.

There’s no getting around it.

Go to a park when its getting dark if you don’t believe me… If it’s not couples, it’s mating dogs…

When you drive down a nice long winding road at 11 30 in the night, and you see cars with tinted glasses parked at regular intervals, you wonder, is making out on the roads a national pastime? Or do so many people have ‘secret lovers’? Or worse, do people think it saves bijli and choose to make out on the roadside instead of doing it in the privacy of their own homes?

I have nothing against public displays of affection. Hold hands and walk down the road, makes others feel good too. Walk down the road with an arm around your girlfriend (if its your wife you’re walking with, you might be loaded down with shopping bags) Kisses don’t freak me out either… In fact, if I saw two people kissing without a care in the world on a traffic island in the middle of the busiest street in town, I would probably smile and move on.

But it’s the cars with tinted windows parked in suspicious locations that really freak me out.

Why?

Because it reeks of hypocrisy.